Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on July 19, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Peter Obi! You're not just aging like fine Nigerian palm wine; your political charm remains evergreen. From mastering the art of managing Anambra State's economy with impressive frugality (still causing others sleepless nights!) to effortlessly schooling everyone on national debates, you've truly set records that generations won't forget.

Your recent campaign shook Nigeria and got "Obidients" trending globally faster than Jollof rice disappears at a Lagos party. Keep inspiring us all—after governing three times without scandals or drama, you're probably still calculating budgets even during birthday celebrations!

Cheers to another year wiser—and may your speeches remain shorter than Lagos traffic jams!