Let's make this birthday one to remember.

91 years old (Born on July 08, 1933)

Happy Birthday, Peter! May your day be filled with smiling vegetables and poems that make even the cleanest of assholes blush. Your fearless verses in "Dear Allen" still echo through coffee shops everywhere—reminding us all to embrace life's absurdities.

From lepers crying poetic tears to ships landing precisely on January 23rd (how punctual!), you've given Beat poetry a playful heartbeat that's impossible not to love. Here's hoping this year brings you more laughter, inspiration—and fewer awkward explanations about book titles at family dinners!

Keep shining bright; you're timelessly brilliant—even if slightly scandalous—in every stanza!