Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on January 26, 1990)

Happy birthday, Peter Sagan! The only cyclist who makes sprinting look easier than fixing a flat tire—except you actually win every time. Watching you grab the green jersey not once, but twice at your very first two Tour de France races in 2012 and 2013 left us all gasping for air.

Your charisma on the bike matches your skills off it—always entertaining fans with wheelies and dance moves mid-race. May this year bring more victories and fewer awkward podium kisses! Ride safe today; we'd say take it easy, but we know that's about as likely as cycling uphill backwards blindfolded.