Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on February 12, 1946)

Happy Birthday, General Schoomaker! You've tackled more missions than most of us have candles on our cakes. From leading daring operations to steering the entire U.S. Army as Chief of Staff, your career has been nothing short of legendary—proving that age is just a number (though in your case, it's classified).

Your leadership and courage continue to inspire generations who follow in your footsteps. May this birthday be filled with laughter and joy—and may you finally enjoy some peace without anyone yelling "Attention!" at you today! Here's wishing you another year full of success, good health—and fewer push-ups!