Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on December 16, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Peter Seaton! Another year older and still mastering the language of poetic chaos. Ever since your groundbreaking debut with "Agreement" back in 1978, you've been bending words into shapes we didn't even know existed—making dictionaries everywhere nervous.

From "The Son Master" to your brilliant work on "Crisis Intervention," you continue to redefine poetry's boundaries (and occasionally confuse us all). Your verses remain timelessly fresh; clearly, aging is just another stanza for you. Here's hoping this birthday brings inspiration—and perhaps fewer existential crises than usual!

Cheers to many more years of linguistic wizardry and delightful confusion ahead!