Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on September 18, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Peter Stastny! You skated through the '80s like a comet on ice, dazzling fans and baffling goalies. With your legendary years at Quebec Nordiques, you became the second-highest NHL scorer of that decade—proving once again that hockey sticks are magic wands in disguise.

Then came your time with the New Jersey Devils; even devils need angels to score goals! Your Hall of Fame career remains timelessly impressive. Today we celebrate not just another candle on your cake—but every puck you've masterfully placed behind bewildered goaltenders. May this birthday be as epic as your slapshot was unstoppable!