39 years old (Born on June 28, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Phil Bardsley! You're the defender who joined Stoke City back in 2014 and quickly became a fan favorite. Your tackles are tougher than grandma's fruitcake at Christmas—solid, reliable, and occasionally surprising!Since your debut with Scotland’s national team in 2010, you've shown us all how to defend like a true Scotsman: fierce determination mixed with just enough charm to avoid too many yellow cards. May this birthday bring you as much joy as that unforgettable goal against Chelsea or those countless fearless blocks.
Keep kicking strong (and preferably towards opponents), because age is only another number you'll tackle effortlessly!