Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on November 03, 1930)

Happy Birthday, Phil Crane! Celebrating the man who spent so many years in Congress that even the Capitol building started asking you for historical advice. Your legendary tenure from 1969 to 2005 made Illinois proud and left your colleagues wondering if you'd discovered a secret fountain of political youth.

From championing conservative principles with unmatched wit, to becoming an iconic figure on Capitol Hill—your legacy remains timeless. Retirement may have ended your record-breaking run as longest-serving Republican representative, but it certainly hasn't dimmed our appreciation or admiration.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy—and fewer filibusters at family dinners!