Let's make this birthday one to remember.

92 years old (Born on March 19, 1933)

Happy birthday, Phyllis Newman! Another trip around the sun and your sharp wit still steals every scene at 100 Centre Street. Your iconic sass in delivering courtroom rebuttals has earned you plenty of (totally deserved!) acquittal cake slices—frankly, we wondered if someone declared sarcasm admissible evidence when nobody was looking!

From skillfully championing justice to softening even Judge Rifkind’s iron gaze with one charismatic raised eyebrow—you've set impossibly high standards for prosecutors everywhere. On this special day, may your closing arguments remain unmatched and objections forever sustained.

Here's wishing you another spirited year ahead filled with humor—and absolutely zero contempt citations!