54 years old (Born on September 26, 1970)
Happy Birthday, Pierre! You're the only guy we know who can slide down an icy track at breakneck speeds and still come out smiling. Your gold medal run in Nagano '98 was legendary—proving once and for all that Canadians don't just skate on ice, they rocket down it headfirst!And let's not forget your silver triumph in Turin 2006; clearly age hasn't slowed you down one bit (though gravity might have helped). May your birthday be as thrilling as a bobsled ride—but hopefully with fewer sharp turns. Here's to another year of smooth tracks and endless laughs!