Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 06, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Piers Anthony! May your day be filled with more magic than a Xanthian pun and fewer zombies than "Zombie Lover." You've conquered every letter of the alphabet—quite literally—from "Anthonology" to "Zombie Lover," proving that creativity truly knows no bounds (or alphabetical limits).

Your stories have enchanted generations, making us laugh at clever wordplay and marvel at imaginative worlds. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've given readers worldwide. Keep writing those whimsical tales—we're eagerly awaiting whatever comes after Z!

Wishing you endless inspiration—and perhaps a slice of enchanted cake today!