Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on August 12, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Plaxico Burress! From your incredible Super Bowl-winning catch with the Giants to those thrilling touchdowns for the Steelers and Jets, you've always known how to make an unforgettable impression. Your talent on the field was truly explosive—though perhaps not quite as explosive as that infamous night out.

Sure, you might have accidentally shot yourself in the leg once (hey, nobody's perfect!), but let's face it: you're still remembered more for clutch catches than clumsy mishaps. Here's hoping this birthday celebration is injury-free—and if there's cake involved today, maybe let someone else handle cutting duties? Cheers!