Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on November 26, 1938)

Happy Birthday, Porter Goss! From navigating the halls of Congress to steering the CIA through challenging times, you've always known how to keep secrets—especially your age. Your tenure as Director was marked by dedication and resilience; rumor has it even James Bond took notes.

Representing Florida's 14th district for fifteen years is no small feat either—you've proven that sunshine isn't just good for oranges but also great political careers. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer classified briefings than usual. Here's wishing you another year of success that's anything but covert!