Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on December 21, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Primo! Another year older and still wrestling better than Carlito eats apples. From Puerto Rico to WWE rings worldwide, you've bodyslammed your way into our hearts—proving that the Colón family doesn't just grow great wrestlers; they cultivate legendary tag teams.

Whether you're flying off ropes or teaming up with Carlito for epic matches as The Colons, you always deliver unforgettable moments (and bruises). May this birthday bring fewer chair shots and more championship belts because let's face it—you deserve gold around your waist almost as much as we enjoy watching opponents get pinned by a smiling Primo.