Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on August 09, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Prince Eric! Another year older yet somehow still unable to resist charming mermaids and causing maritime mishaps. Whether steering ships through storms or being romantically oblivious on shore, your royal adventures never cease to entertain us all.

Congratulations too on finally figuring out the subtle difference between forks and dinglehoppers—truly a crowning achievement in princely refinement! May you continue sailing bravely toward adventure (hopefully with fewer shipwrecks) while proving no one wears poofy sleeves quite as stylishly as you do. Celebrate royally today—with an epic feast under the sea—but please keep Sebastian far from the chefs!