Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on December 11, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Comrade Pushpa Kamal Dahal! From leading revolutionary movements to steering the nation as Nepal's 33rd Prime Minister, you've certainly had a journey more thrilling than any blockbuster movie. Who else can claim they've swapped jungle hideouts for parliamentary debates and still kept their sense of humor intact?

Your recent successes in navigating complex political waters remind us that age is just a number—especially when you're busy rewriting history books. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than parliamentary arguments and celebrations grander than election victories. Here's wishing you another year of memorable adventures—minus the insurrections this time!