87 years old (Born on January 31, 1938)
Happy Birthday, Your Royal Highness Queen Beatrix! From gracefully reigning over tulip fields to skillfully steering through decades of state banquets without nodding off—truly impressive achievements. It's not easy balancing royal elegance and a cabinet full of hats so amazing they're probably more popular than wooden clogs. You’ve made it look effortlessly regal!Your timeless wisdom has continued shining long after your reign ended in 2013, reminding all monarchs everywhere that retirement could indeed involve fewer crowns but equally busy days attending celebrations with cake (which we firmly support). Wishing you laughter as abundant as windmills—and birthdays sweeter than stroopwafels!