Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on December 28, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Quinton Porter! From your days lighting up the field at Boston College to making defenders dizzy in both the NFL and CFL, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your arm strength was legendary—rumor has it some footballs you threw are still orbiting Earth!

Whether scrambling out of trouble or throwing touchdowns with style, you've given us countless memorable moments. May this birthday be as smooth as your best spiral pass and filled with more laughs than a lineman attempting ballet.

Here's wishing you another year full of victories off-field—and fewer tackles from behind!