60 years old (Born on September 24, 1964)
Happy Birthday, Rafael Palmeiro! You're the only slugger who could swing a bat smoother than Sinatra sang. With over 500 home runs and 3,000 hits under your belt, you made baseball look easier than blowing out birthday candles—though we suspect you'd still crush that too!From your legendary days with the Rangers and Orioles to those iconic mustache moments (seriously, Hall of Fame-worthy facial hair), you've given fans countless memories. May this year bring you as much joy as rounding third base after another clutch homer. Keep swinging for the fences in life; age is just another stat you'll conquer effortlessly!