Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on April 20, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Ralph Cirella! From wardrobe wizardry to becoming Howard Stern's most consistently despised personality—your talent for stirring the pot is unmatched. Who else could turn fashion advice into decades of hilarious controversy? Your unique charm (or lack thereof) has kept listeners laughing and groaning in equal measure.

Despite your infamous reputation on the Stern Show, we can't deny you've mastered longevity like no other. Here's to another year of outrageous commentary, questionable style choices, and unforgettable radio moments that only you can deliver. Keep being unapologetically yourself—after all, someone's got to be everyone's favorite villain! Cheers, Ralph!