Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on May 25, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Ralph "The Pitbull" Gracie! Your MMA career might have been short-lived, but your ferocious style left a lasting impression. With an impressive 6-1 record, you proved that even pitbulls can master the art of submission—though opponents probably wished you'd stuck to fetch instead!

Even though you've stepped away from the cage, your legacy as one tough fighter remains timeless. May this birthday bring fewer chokeholds and more cake slices; after all, tapping out is only acceptable when it's due to overeating dessert. Cheers to another year of being legendary both inside and outside the octagon!