Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on May 17, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Ralph Saenz! The man whose voice can shatter glass and whose hair defies gravity better than any hairspray commercial. From rocking stages with Steel Panther to your legendary days with L.A. Guns, you've proven that glam metal isn't just a genre—it's a lifestyle.

Whether you're belting out hilarious hits or charming crowds worldwide, your charisma remains unmatched. Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as your stage presence and filled with more laughs than backstage antics. Keep rocking hard and partying harder—because let's face it, Ralph: aging gracefully is overrated when you can age outrageously!