Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on December 08, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Ralph Santolla! The Italian-American shred legend whose guitar solos are faster than a Ferrari and tastier than Nonna's spaghetti sauce. From your electrifying riffs with Deicide to shredding stages worldwide, you've proven that fingers can indeed defy physics.

Whether you're melting faces on stage or casually redefining metal virtuosity, you always bring unmatched passion and humor along for the ride. Here's hoping this birthday shreds as hard as your best solo—timelessly epic and hilariously unforgettable. Keep rocking those strings like only you can; after all these years, we're still trying to catch up!

Cheers to another legendary year ahead!