Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 24, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Ramires! Even faster than your stunning goal against Barcelona in 2012, another year has sprinted by. Whether it was tearing through defenses at Cruzeiro and Benfica or bringing unmatched energy and determination to Chelsea's midfield—you always move quicker than cake disappearing at a teammate's birthday party.

Thanks for giving football fans unforgettable memories—the tireless runs, breathtaking goals, and your countless contributions wearing Brazilian colors. Just like that memorable Champions League chip shot you've brilliantly executed—here's wishing your special day scores sky high in happiness!

Cheers to you, Ramires—forever young (and forever speeding past defenders!).