Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on December 19, 1964)

Happy Birthday to Randall McDaniel, the legendary guard who spent his career making defensive linemen question their life choices! Your incredible streak of 12 consecutive Pro Bowls and your induction into the Hall of Fame prove that you didn't just block opponents—you politely escorted them out of harm's way. Vikings fans still reminisce about those days when defenders bounced off you like ping-pong balls.

Even though you've retired from flattening linebackers, we hope today you're tackling birthday cake with equal enthusiasm (and fewer penalties). May your special day be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely zero false starts—cheers to a true Minnesota legend!