Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on March 22, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Randy Brown! The man who made defense look cooler than MJ's fadeaway jumper. Bulls fans still reminisce about your relentless hustle and clutch steals during those legendary '90s championship runs—especially that unforgettable dive for the ball in Game 6 of the '96 Finals. Rumor has it Gary Payton still checks under his bed at night to make sure you're not there ready to swipe another steal.

Even today, your legacy remains timeless; every scrappy defender secretly dreams of being "Randy Brown tough." Wishing you a birthday filled with joy—and fewer floor burns than back in the day!