Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on December 19, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Randy Bullock! You're officially kicking off another year—hopefully better than most NFL kickers drafted in 2012. With nearly 75% converted field goals during your first two seasons with the Houston Texans, you've consistently nailed those clutch kicks like they owed you money. No wonder you're making it look easy; rumor has it even goal posts cross their fingers when they see you approaching!

Here's hoping this birthday sails straight through the uprights without any flags or timeouts getting involved. Keep bringing joy (and occasional heartbreak) to fans everywhere—and may there always be wind at your back and wide-open uprights ahead!