Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on April 25, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Randy Cross! You're the only guy we know who can casually wear three Super Bowl rings without tipping over. From dominating at UCLA to anchoring that legendary 49ers offensive line in Super Bowls XVI, XIX and XXIII—you've always been a champion on and off the field.

Even though your playing days are behind you, we're pretty sure you're still blocking life's challenges with ease (and probably critiquing today's linemen from your couch). Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as those unforgettable victories—filled with laughter, good friends, and absolutely no penalty flags thrown against cake consumption.