Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 24, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Ranil Wickremasinghe! You've navigated Sri Lankan politics with the agility of a seasoned cricket batsman—steady innings as Prime Minister from 1993-94 and again in 2001-04. Your calm demeanor and sharp wit have made parliamentary debates feel like watching an entertaining match at Colombo's finest grounds.

From representing Colombo constituents to steering national policy through challenging times, your political journey has been nothing short of legendary. May this birthday bring you more joy than winning elections—and fewer headaches than coalition negotiations!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, wisdom, and perhaps even less drama (though we doubt it!). Cheers!