Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on April 25, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Raphael Varane! The man who defends goals better than most people defend their snacks from hungry friends. Ever since joining Real Madrid in 2011, you've been collecting trophies faster than some of us collect unread emails—four Champions League titles and multiple La Liga victories are no joke!

And let's not forget your epic journey with the French national team since 2013. Winning the World Cup in 2018 was legendary; you defended France's goal like it was a fresh baguette at breakfast time—no one dared touch it! Keep being awesome on and off the pitch; here's to another year of greatness (and hilarious defensive memes)!