Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on December 22, 1949)

Happy Birthday to Ray Guy, the punter who kicked his way into NFL immortality! With three Super Bowl rings and punts that seemed to defy gravity itself, you made fourth downs exciting. Your booming kicks didn't just flip field position—they practically needed air traffic control clearance!

Selected for six Pro Bowls and eight All-Pro teams, your legendary leg set standards no one else could match. Even today, every punt is secretly measured against "The Ray Guy Standard." Here's hoping your birthday celebration has as much hang time as those unforgettable punts—just don't kick the cake too far!