Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on March 24, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Ray Hudson! From dazzling midfield magic at Newcastle United to lighting up the pitch with Minnesota Strikers, you've always had a flair for drama—both on and off the field. Your legendary commentary has gifted us gems brighter than Messi's boots and more colorful than Ronaldo’s hairstyles.

Your voice paints football matches into masterpieces; your metaphors are as timeless as your passion is contagious. May this birthday be filled with celebrations louder than your iconic goal reactions—and may life continue giving you moments worthy of poetic hyperbole!

Cheers to another year of brilliance, Ray—you absolute magisterial legend!