Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on June 14, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Regan Burns! May your day be filled with laughter louder than the sirens chasing Alan Shepard on "Halfway Home," and may you celebrate harder than a Reno 911 officer after finally catching their perp. Your comedic genius in films like "God Bless America" and "Wrong" has left audiences rolling in aisles—and occasionally questioning their sanity.

Here's to another year of hilarious antics, unforgettable roles, and perfectly timed punchlines. Keep lighting up screens (but maybe ease off the arsonist tendencies). Wishing you endless success—because let's face it: comedy needs more heroes like you who aren't afraid to set things ablaze metaphorically!