Let's make this birthday one to remember.

91 years old (Born on August 11, 1933)

Happy birthday, Reverend Falwell! May your sermon be shorter than usual today—after all, we wouldn't want to keep heaven waiting too long for their favorite televangelist. You've battled everything from pulpits to publishers in courtrooms—a champion of epic free speech debates that have kept the lawyers busy and history classes entertained.

Your landmark tussle with Hustler Magazine not only made legal history but also ensured no law student would forget your name (or Larry Flynt's). Here's hoping your celebration brings more smiles than controversy; after all these years in public life, you've certainly earned some laughs along the way. Cheers!