Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on January 11, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Rey Ordonez! May your celebrations be smoother than your legendary glove work at shortstop. With three consecutive Gold Gloves and an incredible 101-game errorless streak, you made fielding look easier than blowing out birthday candles.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with fewer surprises than the ones you gave hitters when robbing them of base hits. May every slice of cake come as effortlessly as those dazzling double plays, and may the year ahead bring joy that's even more spectacular than your highlight-reel defense. Cheers to another year of flawless moves—both on and off the field!