Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on March 14, 1961)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Rey Washam—drummer extraordinaire, rhythm wizard, and master of musical mayhem! From your thunderous beats with Ministry that shook stages worldwide, to your unforgettable grooves in Lard and Scratch Acid, you've consistently proven you're not just keeping time; you're bending it to your will.

Whether it's unleashing sonic chaos or laying down rhythms tighter than a snare drum head, you continue inspiring generations. May this birthday bring as much joy as the countless epic performances you've gifted fans over the years. Keep rocking hard enough to make cymbals nervous—we salute you today and always!