Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on September 20, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Reza Ghoochannejhad! The man whose name commentators fear and fans adore. Ever since your debut with Iran's national team in 2012, you've been scoring goals faster than we can pronounce "Ghoochannejhad." Your memorable strikes have left defenders dizzy and goalkeepers questioning their career choices.

From Standard Liege to Charlton Athletic in 2014, your journey has been nothing short of legendary. Whether dazzling on the wing or striking fear into opponents as a forward, you’ve always brought excitement—and occasionally confusion—to announcers worldwide. Here's wishing you another year filled with spectacular goals, endless celebrations, and fewer mispronunciations!