Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on October 11, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Rhett! May your day be filled with mythical adventures, questionable food tastings, and hair that's always perfectly gravity-defying. From epic rap battles to daring blindfolded taste tests—your comedic bravery has given us countless laughs (and occasional sympathy stomachaches). Your fearless commitment to entertainment is truly legendary.

Whether you're ranking snacks or exploring bizarre internet trends alongside Link, you've proven that friendship mixed with humor creates timeless magic. Congrats on all the success—from USA Today shout-outs to Wired-worthy antics—you've earned every accolade. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer weird foods and more unforgettable moments!