Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on July 24, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Rhys McCabe! From your dazzling debut with Rangers F.C. back in 2011 to bossing the midfield ever since, you've shown us all how it's done—Scottish style. Whether you're threading passes or orchestrating play like a maestro conducting an orchestra (but colder and rainier), you always keep fans entertained.

Here's hoping this year brings even more success on the pitch—and fewer yellow cards off it! May your tackles stay clean, goals plentiful, and celebrations legendary enough for Scottish folklore. Cheers to another fantastic season ahead; may age never slow down those swift feet of yours!