Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on May 18, 1971)

Happy Birthday to the one and only Rich "El Guapo" Garces! Your legendary times as the mighty Boston Red Sox setup man brought endless joy—and let's be honest, a whole new level of pitching physique. Who needs abs when you've got curves that deliver fastballs with charm?

Whether baffling hitters with your sneaky deliveries or charming fans with your distinct rotund swagger, you've shown us all how greatness truly defies shape. Today we celebrate you, El Guapo—magician of the mound, conqueror of tight uniforms—hoping this birthday is filled with laughter and plenty of cake. You've certainly earned it!