Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on September 20, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Richard Cresswell! With 121 goals in 574 games, your career was longer than the queue for pies at halftime. From Preston North End to Sheffield United, you always knew how to find the net—though defenders might argue you found their ankles first!

Your legacy remains timeless; fans still reminisce about your relentless energy and goal-scoring prowess. May this birthday bring as much joy as scoring a last-minute winner against fierce rivals. Here's hoping retirement is treating you better than opposing goalkeepers ever did.

Cheers to another year of legendary status—and fewer ice baths!