Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on December 13, 1934)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Richard D. Zanuck! From bringing us the unforgettable suspense of "Jaws," you've taught generations that it's perfectly normal to be terrified of swimming pools, bathtubs, and even puddles. Your cinematic genius has forever changed beach vacations—thanks for making shark fins scarier than tax season!

Your remarkable career continues inspiring filmmakers worldwide; your legacy swims strong through Hollywood's waters today. May your birthday celebration be as thrilling as a Spielberg blockbuster and far less stressful than filming mechanical sharks at sea! Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, success, and absolutely no shark sightings whatsoever!