Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on April 04, 1932)

Happy Birthday, Senator Richard Lugar! You’ve always known how to defuse even the most explosive situations—literally. Your tireless efforts dismantling nuclear arsenals have made global crises seem simpler than assembling IKEA furniture.

Thanks for making Indiana famous not just for race cars and basketball but also as a place sending superheroes into politics. Wishing you another year filled with peace-keeping adventures (and hopefully no more negotiations harder than convincing colleagues where to order lunch). You're proof that wisdom truly ages well—even if radioactive isotopes may take longer half-lives!

Cheers and best birthday wishes from all those who value safety…and humor!