Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on April 24, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Richard Sterban! May your voice always reach notes lower than gas prices and rumble stronger than rush-hour traffic. Since joining The Oak Ridge Boys in 1972, you've brought joy to generations with unforgettable bass lines—without shaking any nearby buildings!

Your deep tones have carried hits like "Elvira" and left audiences chanting 'oom-poppa-mow-mow' for decades. Rumor has it the earth quakes slightly every time you sing; scientists are still debating if that's vocal talent or seismic activity. But we know it's clearly just you being legendary.

Here's wishing a birthday filled with laughter, harmony—and plenty of sequins!