Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on August 22, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Rick McCallum! May your day be filled with more excitement than Indiana Jones discovering a hidden temple and fewer surprises than George Lucas announcing another special edition. Your incredible work on "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" brought history alive in ways textbooks never could—though we're still waiting for Indy to reveal the secret of eternal youth.

And let's not forget how you boldly navigated galaxies far, far away as producer of the Star Wars Trilogy: Special Edition. Thanks for reminding us that even classics can benefit from an occasional facelift (or lightsaber tweak). Here's wishing you continued success—and may The Force always keep your coffee hot and deadlines manageable!