Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on June 15, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Riki Rachtman! From ruling the golden age of MTV's "Headbangers Ball" with your rock-solid wit and epic hair (still worthy of envy), to guiding fans through quirky love queries on "Loveline," you've always rocked our worlds. Seriously though, we're still recovering from all that glorious 90s nostalgia—thanks for keeping metal cool!

And today? You're proving there's no expiration date on being awesome—whether it's sharing stories about classic bands or firing up airwaves like nobody else can. Keep shredding words just as fiercely as you once shredded hairstyles; here's hoping this birthday rocks harder than ever before!