Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on July 30, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Riley Mcilwain! From your legendary microwave escapades alongside Jory Caron in "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"—where you bravely stood by as marshmallow Peeps exploded and CDs sparked—you've always been the comedic glue holding chaos together. Who knew microwaving random objects could become such timeless entertainment?

And let's not forget your own YouTube channel, RileyM0730; you've proven that laughter truly is contagious (and thankfully less hazardous than exploding eggs). Here's wishing another year filled with hilarious adventures, viral moments of brilliance—and hopefully fewer kitchen fires. Keep being awesome—we can't wait for what's next!