Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on July 26, 1944)

Happy Birthday to Rimantas Stankevicius, Lithuania's legendary cosmonaut and fearless test pilot! Who else can casually say they've taken a Soviet space shuttle for a spin? Your daring adventures aboard the Buran have truly set you apart—after all, not everyone gets to parallel park in orbit!

Your courage and skill continue to inspire generations. While most of us struggle with parking cars on Earth, you've effortlessly maneuvered spacecraft through the cosmos. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer G-forces than you're accustomed to. Keep soaring high—just remember: cake crumbs float in zero gravity!