Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on December 28, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Rob Niedermayer! From your gritty plays on the ice to hoisting the Stanley Cup with Anaheim in 2007, you've always known how to skate circles around Father Time. Your relentless hustle and clutch performances made every game memorable—though we're still debating if your playoff beard was more legendary than your slapshot!

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy, and fewer penalty minutes off the ice. May this birthday be as epic as that unforgettable championship run—and may you continue scoring big in life's rink for many seasons ahead. Cheers to a true hockey legend!