Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on October 31, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Rob Schneider! From your unforgettable antics on Saturday Night Live to the hilariously awkward charm of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, you've kept us laughing through decades. Your comedic genius proves that laughter truly is timeless—just like your ability to transform into any quirky character imaginable.

Whether you're shouting "You can do it!" from the sidelines or making audiences cringe and giggle simultaneously, you always deliver comedy gold. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy and absurdity as you've given fans worldwide. Keep being ridiculously funny—you've definitely earned a lifetime supply of laughs (and fish tanks).